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How to Program a Wedding in 10 Steps (The Truthful Version)
Turns out “a lifetime of commitment” is the simple part.
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Credits
Cast
Katie – Emily Axford
Mike – Brian Murphy
British Man – Greg Hess
Hipster Wedding Planner – Rachel Laforest
Hick Guy – Josh Ruben
Religious Officiant – Walter Cox
Hippie Officiant – Stevie Nelson
In the Middle Officiant – Leonard Robinson
DJ – Evan Watkins
Aunt 1 – Suzanne Gutierrez
Aunt two – Katie Wallack
Aunt three – Mary Holland
Crew
Director – Tim Wilkerson
Producer – Dan Siegel
Cinematography – Matt Garrett
Editor – Tim Wilkerson
Art Director – Clayton Beisner
Hair and Makeup – Alex Perrone
Production Coordinator – Julia Bales
1st Assistant Director – Dru Korab
Art Assistant – Chelsea Turner
Set Dresser – Caitlin Williams
Sound Mixer – Chris Thueson
1st Assistant Camera – Cate Smierciak
2nd Assistant Camera – Jen O’Leary
Extra Photography – Carissa Dorson
Gaffer – Ari Davidson
Crucial Grip – Joe Hernandez
Ideal Boy Electric – Derek Robinson
Best Boy Grip – Kristian Ostergaard
Swing – Johnny Silvis
Wardrobe – Laura Ortiz
Intern – Austin Lepri
Katie Barsotti
Motion Graphics – Seth Wharton
Essential PA – Will Kreisberg
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Clair de Lune ;-;
Oh! So that’s why Murph’s mom wanted a catholic wedding…
Thank god my parents were only children and he has a small family. Including the wedding party and the band there should be less than 100. And they ain’t paying for shit so we can’t do anything we want for our wedding. Idk my father might help with the cost but I won’t count on it either.
Anyone notice how the magnet said it was Katie and Trappe’s wedding?
11. Listen to people advise you that it’s OK to "un-invite" people if you run over budget.
This is the future of "Hot Date", right?
Thank god I’m forever alone
My grandma was a mother of the bridezilla. She was competing with her sisters daughters wedding that it mostly ruined the experience for her. Yes parents should have a say in some areas if they are paying for it but they need to back off. The hag was so uptight that she wouldn’t let the caterers put the prawns out simply because HER brother in law was Jewish. He was one of those religious people who didn’t even care what other people ate near him.
iM gOnnA pLay tHe bLack eYeD peAs -literally everyone in 2009
does anybody know the song at the begining of the video?
I want to elope so badly
Earth chalice
Oh the officiant thing is so real.
I eloped. We had cicis afterwards. It was legit.
I would have a wedding so I can get the leftover food and if I eat a lot nobody will judge me because it’s """"""""""rude"""""""""""
I want a banana unpealer
my parents did it smart and got married in December so the church was already decorated for Christmas and they didn’t have to pay for any of it haha
Newfound understanding on why my parents never married
Sigh , I wish I had eloped, now I’ll never get to see pre- apocalypse Las Vegas
make marriage easier! It will help the exrtra-marrital sex problem.
Am I the only one who didn’t find this funny?
LMFAO
excellent
The opening song is Clair de lune by Debussy. I love it
I’ll have one civil wedding for take out please!
Totally thinking about eloping smh 🤦🏿♀️🤷🏿♀️🤔. My fiancé keeps saying no 😣😞😩🤣😂
When middle class Americans get married, it’s a fortune, when the rest of the world gets married, all they have to worry if there’s enough booze and if the church is reserved for you
HELP ME I CAN’T LEAVE COLLEGEHUMOR
This is why I’m never getting married. Unless I turn into a billionaire.
Why do u use bad words stupid
Can… can I just elope while having a wedding type party? Wait. I’m single! Freedom! *flies away*
The first twelve seconds were rejected footage from a Lana del Rey music video.
OOH! Don’t get married!
‘-and I’m gay’
‘THANK GOD’
M e
Am I The Only One Who Didn’t Find This Funny
btw pls no hate this was on the end card
Pretty much sums it up. My husbands parents paid for the photographer, got us a DJ, paid for the cake and half of the flowers too. We still ended up paying $15,000 for our wedding when we only wanted to pay $10,000. We were lucky enough to find a venu that didn’t charge us extra for a weekend date and only had a minimum requirement of us spending $6,000 on food and drinks, our cost for the food alone, for 98 people mind you, was $10,000. About $75 per person. If you can, don’t tell your cake person it’s a wedding, you will save a few hundred right there, make sure you find decent priced favors, we spent 0.78 cents per person on ours, and don’t take anyone with you shopping for things who is excited about the wedding… they will tell everyone and now that cake you almost saved $200 on is now twice as pricy…. our first thought was to go to the Morton arboretum, but the room I wanted cost $10,000 to rent out, not including chairs, tables, table settings, glass wear, table cloths, table runners or center pieces… 😩 also, on top of that you had to spend $14,000 in catering costs which you were only allowed to do with their exclusive caterer. Another place we looked at was a golf club, even though they didn’t charge for the room you still had to spend a hearty minimum in order to get the place. When we looked for a late February or early march it changed drastically. Last weekend of February would be $12,000 minimum for a Friday and $14,000 minimum for a Saturday. Just one weekend later in march was $14,000 minimum for a Friday or $16,000 minimum for a Saturday. If we had gone with our real date in July, it would have cost us a minimum of around $22,000 for a Friday and $24,000 for a Saturday. So, if I was a millionaire, sure why not, but not on our budget!!!
I’m planning my wedding at the moment. I’d replace the gifts step (because I actually love my registry) with both sets of parents under the impression that it’s their wedding.
If the bride wears a white dress because white symbolizes happiness, then why does the groom wear a black tuxedo?
This isn’t shit.
(Except the registry part,) YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW TRUE THIS ALL IS!!! ELOPE I TELL YOU!!! ELOPE WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!!! LOVE AND THE COUPLE ACTUALLY MARRYING HAVE NO SIGNIFICANCE TO A WEDDING!! SO RUN!! RUN AWAY AND ELOPE!!
That farm guy was precious plums mom
Mg wedding was 1 month ago. 4 people, us two included. No Church, no party, no obnoxious relatives, my dress was 100 dollars, the dinner was 140. Best wedding ever. And some people (non invited) even said our wedding was sad!! Bwahahah
You can literally decorate your whole wedding with shit from the dollar store. Dead serious, and nobody will know the difference.
My family is huge and I’m not ready.
eloped last year. it was a fantastic decision.
no
CHOPIN’S MUSIC
cool
I’d rather have a themed-wedding in Vegas
lol i barely talk to most of my extended family anyway. might invite a few cousins
That’s why my boyfriend and I plan to have a small wedding. Nothing extreme. Just a few friends and family and that’s it.